dyke weasel
a term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. dyk- weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. during pregnancy, dyk- weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. in some cultures dyk- weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyk- weasel is treated with much respect and authority. to obtain a dyk- weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. it may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.
im getting a dyk- weasel for christmas.
my friend’s sister has a dyk- weasel.
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