Dylan Pohl


a man with an abnormally large p-n-s, formerly known as a monster c-ck.

dylan pohl’s p-n-s also tames all the b-tches, including some men.

one of the most beautiful, rare, magical, and majestic sights around.

in short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla p-n-s who likes to eat mangoes and relax on the beach.

his middle name is commonly known as “hasabig”

to be a dylan pohl, you must be at least 99% man, 83% c-ck, .1% feminem, and 200% dragon.
“did you see dylan pohl’s huge p-n-s?”
“it was totally dragging behind him!”

“you can’t handle the girth”

“i almost got 1/4 of his head in my mouth”
“that’s more than me!!”

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