Dylan Seymour


a ugly crotch stain who seems to think people like him. someone who smokes drugs. he is the worst kind of person who can only be described as a f-ck up. he also likes taking it up the -rs- hole, he started at the bottom…and it’s been downhill ever since
girl : hi dylan
dylan seymour : hiya would you like to see ma d-ld-
girl : naw you f-cking creep

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