Dyslexic Wet Willy


the act of sticking your finger into someone else’s ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.
after the cl-ss bully made fun of johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet w-lly. just like reading, this also did not work out too well for johnny.

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