E! Network


a television network created by, programmed by, (and for):
1. persons whom have sustained a traumatic brain injury.
2. persons who have a naturally low i.q. (room temp.)
3. worthless -ssholes who have nothing to do but collect a welfare check.
4. just about any other idiot who gives a sh-t about dumb-ss wannabe celebrities and their useless lives.
absolutely loaded with brainless shows see chelsea handler
i would rather get a chainsaw enema than have to watch e!
trailer park housewife# 1: hey verlene,you wanna come over and watch e! network with me?
trailer park housewife #2: sure, right after i suck on the loud end of a shotgun.
trailer park housewife #1: so is that a no then?
-bang-

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