e-nnuendo
the act of making innuendo or other witty flirtatious s-xual banter via text on the internet. without body language, this text, email, or messenger banter can be very easily misconstrued by the recipient making e-nnuendo a confusing and sometimes dangerous thing.
i invited my friend’s girlfriend to the bbq and said i would slip her my big hot juicy sausage… now the boyfriend wants to beat me up.
some people just don’t get e-nnuendo.
1. -n-lly orientated s-xual innuendo; the inclination to use sibilance in conjunction with “-ss” words (ie -ssimilate, -ss-ssinator, -n-lgesia etc)
2. intracolic activity.
1. cl-ssic case of ennuendo: “the win was largely due to the immaculate -n-lytical skill of blackman, nicknamed the ‘-ss-ssinator’ due to his high -ssist to -ssiduous ratio, with his -ssertive -ssociate vincenzo, who -ssuredly -ssumed an -ssimilative yet -sseverate -ssemblage that laid an -ssail on the opposition, which was an -ssessed -ssignment that provided -n-lgesia to the gentlemen’s cause.”
2. more common case of ennuendo: money was on the ground, in front of the jew. the jew was bent over, in front of the greek.
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