e-pimp
n. one who constantly macks or pimps on younger b-tches over the internet in an attempt to obtain some easy sn-tch….. unfortunately however, the attempt is usually in vain
eric: dude… i was like totally mackin on the pierog sisters on aim for like three hours… i’m totally gonna get some!!!
me: man.. get ur head outa ur -ss… ur nothing but a wannabee epimp
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a man that runs one or more cybers-x hos.
with 100 or so b-tches on webcams he’s a supreme e-pimp.
a man that uses all necessary and obvious dating websites to compile phone numbers, messenger usernames, and email addresses in hope that his online networking will lead to an e-hookup.
i can’t believe he’s got six girls’ numbers in one week, he’s definitely an e-pimp!!
a person who solicits and and acquires girls (legal or not) online for self s-xual graitifiying behaviour or macking. these behaviours include: cybering, cam whoring or phone s-x.
‘holy shiet, jay is such a f-cking epimp. he’s got the hunnys all ’round him”
someone attempting to woo another forum member via spitting game. typically the game is very weak.
yo, brucie, this hottie joined the forum today and i totally e-pimped her. she was all into my smilies and sh-t.
a electronic pimp. some one who has the ability to have cyber s-x with any one.
dang josh the e-pimp had 10 girls have cyber s-x with him i
the term used by users of ftj when they hit on the oppostie s-x over the internet.
i e-pimped yellolillies the otherday.
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