E-press


someone bullsh-tting trying to impress others over the interwebz.
boy in chat room- “i have a 10 incher”
girl in same chat room- “im so e-pressed, prove it”
boy in chat room- “here you go”
girl in chat room- “feed it some cheese. i new you were trying to e-press me you bullsh-t artist.”
boy with small dong in chat room- “stfu, your mom! –logs out–“

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