e-sassinate
to not just unfriend someone, but to also block, ban, and delete them from every social network that you are on. usually this is caused by a friend oversharing.
for example, someone posting and tagging a picture of you taking a huge bonghit on facebook when your whole family is on your friends list.
i can’t believe adam posted that picture of me. i had to e-s-ssinate him.
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