E-Sing


empty-stomaching. the (courageous) process of deliberately leaving your stomach empty for 5 to 6 hours prior to drinking large amounts of alcohol. usually done in order to maximize the effects of alcohol and save money at the same time.

will almost always result in a chunder.
“are you going out tonight?”
“yeah”
“are you es-ing again?”
“obviously, i’m going big tonight”
“—-ing h-ll…”

did you see him last night? he skipped his dinner because he wanted to es- i saw him p-ssed out in a bush after 5 shots of chekhov.
1. to send lyrics of an entire song over a messenger service such as aim, yahoo, windows live, etc. while talking to a friend.

2. to send lyrics of an entire song in an e-mail to a friend.
1. omg! if you don’t stop e-singing, i am going to block you!
1. to send lyrics of an entire song over a messenger service such as aim, yahoo, windows live, etc. while talking to a friend.

2. to send lyrics of an entire song in am e-mail to a friend.
1. omg! if you don’t stop e-singing, i am going to block you!

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