E-Tarted


a state characterized by prolonged short-term memory loss, serotonin depletion, and increased anxiety. these adverse effects result from consuming too much mdma, also known ecstasy or x, during the course of one’s lifetime.
person 1: “hey are you going to edc this weekend?”

person 2: “no i don’t want to be surrounded by thousands of e-tarted people all day.”
messed up on ecstacy; still feeling the negative after-effects of consuming mdma or ecstacy
man, i was etarted for 5 days after i took all of that ecstacy.
internet retarted
my moms credit card is e-tarted

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