E-Virus
when one co-worker calls in sick and emails their co-workers to let them know the news. those co-workers that open the email are suddenly infected with the e-virus.
dude #1 – “dude, did you get the email about jason being sick?”
dude #2 – “no, i didn’t open it”
dude #1 – “well i did and i now feeling a little under the weather today”
dude #2 – “duuuuuuuuuuuuuude, you’ve totally been infected with the e-virus”
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