E-void
avoiding someone electronically such as on facebook, e-mail, im, or text messages.
guy #1: i sent laura a message on facebook two weeks ago asking her what her plans are for new years but she still hasn’t responded.
guy#2: dude, it sounds like you’re being e-voided.
to use technology for the sole purpose of avoiding (human) contact
i saw jim headed in my direction and evoided him with my ipod.
when my mother-in-law started repeating herself for the tenth time, i pressed flash on my cordless phone and pretending to have an important business call incoming. it was a sucessful evoidance tactic that i plan to use more of.
when bill heard the his girlfriend’s car outside, he used the remote control to mute the audio on the cd, thereby evoiding her with the appearance of a quiet, unoccupied house and gaining a free p-ss for the day.
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