Eadon


eadons are israeli men, whose parents mispelled their name, who are the epitome of awesome. most eadons struggle to cope with their s-xiness, yet spend much of their time reaping the benefits of their innate majestic aura. the best definition, all the while appreciating the limits of the english language, is: idans are the quintessential men.

note: eadon may even be used as an adjective.
bob: if you could be anyone in the world, who would you be?

john: including superheros?

bob: sure.

john: i’d be an eadon.

dan: that’s the coolest thing i’ve ever seen – that was eadonness.

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