ear lock


earlock. when a tune gets stuck in your head. see also: earworm.
“that tune gave me an earlock. i could not get it out of my head for hours.”
the condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don’t particularly care about – usually one on one when you have better things to do.
sorry i’m late. bob had me in ear lock talking about his d-mn kids again.
those curly “sideburns” on the side of your head if you’re a jew. otherwise, they’re creepy.
“hey! nice ear locks, dude! i wanna grow me a pair!”

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