Ear Titty
lump of flesh that potrudes from earlobe. commonly seen on obese, unclean, black women. (seriously, only black women for some reason)
jack: “hey gurl, lemme kiss yo t-tties!”
nasty chick: “h-ll naw! you ain’t even got no teeth, and yo feet stank!”
jack: “well, sheeeeet… can i suck on yo ear t-tty instead?”
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