ear wax test
this is when you are about to have s-x with a questionable girl and don’t have a condom. so you put your finger in your ear and get some ear wax then you finger said questionable girl, with the finger that has the ear wax. if she complains that her v-g-n- burns she has an std.
yo man last night i was at the bar and brought home this fine piece of -ss, but i didn’t have a condom so i gave her the ear wax test, that b-tch was screaming like a like a pig so i stuck it in her -ss.
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