Earfucked


every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick
i was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earf-cked me hard
when someone is talking rubbish to you…
i often use that phrase when someone talks kak to me…i will say to someone ‘did you hear how that guy was ear f-cking me?” or ‘dude…stop raping my ear”

ear f-cked
when you call a friend or relative and they ramble or take an emotional dump on you, then when its your turn to talk they say they have to go and go. your left in shock and you didnt get to tell them what you called for.
phone ringing

hims- h-llo
mes- heyy wuz up! yo i gotta tell you something.
hims- nah nothing..yo man im stress, i got mad homework and blah blah blah blah…
mes- oh foreal, d-mn. yo but..
hims- yeah and blah blah blah
mes- wow that sucks, but yo let me…
hims- yo but i gotta let you go, i got someone on the other line. laterz
mes- oh..uh..um. okay later

mes- what the h-ll just happened. did i just get ear f-cked? d-mnit! -sshole!
listened to extensively, as in music; enjoyed throughly
ed ear f-cked the h-ll out of “paradise circus” and the alb-m heglioland by m-ssive attack. he listened to it on repeat until completely satiated.
when a man pulls out and then c-ms in your ears
man i ear-f-cked her so good,she cant hear anymore

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