Earjoy
great music. the kind of music that’ll turn the worst day into a good day. the kind of music that makes your entire body tingle with happiness when you hear it at a live concert. music that puts you into a state of ecstasy, of nirvana. the kind of music that makes everything alright, even if it’s only for a few minutes. a song that is on repeat in your ipod, car, and every stereo in your house.
“how was the concert last night?”
“amazing! i went home half-deaf from all the earjoy.”
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