Earl


the s-xiest man alive. if there is a g-d, he is g-d’s gift to women. definately the greastest kisser on the planet. a night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. he is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. -warning- simply making eye contact with him may result in an -rg-sm on spot that’s how amazing he is. if you have him, never let go.
“have you seen earl and his girlfriend? d-mn she is the luckiest girl in the world.”
a s-xy man
omg that guy is such an earl.

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