Early Cuyler
the main character on the adult swim show, “squidbillies”, one of the funniest and underrated shows on as. he is a hillbilly squid living deep in the wilds of georgia with his mother, sister lil and his son rusty. he drinks moonshine, commits armed robbery at the local store, f-cks with the cops, grows ganja, and loves lynyrd skynyrd and .38 special. he had an illegitimate squid with an enormous white woman with a mullet who lives on a mattress in the town dump, always drinking a big gulp.
his s-xiest accesory is a large donkey-p-n-s hat that he wore to church.
rusty: is it my turn to drive, daddy?
early: do not touch the trim!
deric from p-ssf-ck, kt is a loser version of early cuyler!
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