Early Man


a super hero whose special power is to compulsively arrive at the scene of a crime hours befor it happens and then has to pooch around for f-kin ages before foiling the criminals.
stop there criminals.
yo itz early man, how long you been waiting there you c-ck sucking b-tt f-kker.

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