early riser


someone that get up early in the morning is an early riser. most folks like to sleep in ’til about 7:30am but your early riser will be up at the crack of dawn.
dave is an early riser, he get up at 6 o’clock every morning.
5am well done.
a woman who has to put forth extra effort in order to look good; not a natural beauty; needs several layers of makeup and hair products in order to come across as attractive to men
when i brought kristen back to the frat house she was hot, but the way she looked the next morning proved she was an early riser.
the act of masturbation utilizing the morning erection.
my roommate was an early riser this morning, and he threw his godd-mn tissue in my garbage and didn’t clean it out.

d-mn it dan, im trying to sleep, go be an early riser in the bathroom.

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