Earstrain


the art of melting your ear wax so your ear c-n-l hairs can detect m-ffled words when somebody accidently dials you from there mobile phone pocket.it causes an instant thumb lock over the microphone of your mobile phone.
mobile phone rings”h-llo,h-llo?”
you hear humming wind and a motor in someones car,10 seconds laps and you hear a distant voice then you instantly thumb lock and earstrain takes a hold of what you are doing.

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