earth-crunch


adj. a variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. this variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its p-ssive version that uses y’s. it is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.
shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.

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