earthster


a hipster that is equally earthy and hipster. they wear flannels, listen to woody guthrie, and plant things. this can be a person connected to the upper eschelon of “hipster” that just likes gardening and changing the world through love of mother earth and folk music. or it can be a displaced hipster living in a rural setting. in short, they still ride fixies, but they live on (or plant) farms.
hey, check out that group of earthsters planting that garden down the block.

or
after practicing a sparce rendition of “old dan tucker,” owen decided to water plants in his sustainable garden. owen then became the embodiment of earthster.

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