Ear/Vagina Clearer


the second s-x move on the hardcore s-x list. man stretches out mega floppy until it is 5 feet long. then insert into v-g-n-/ear when it comes out opposite ear or the -n-s take one end of the mega floppy and pull back and forth successfully cleaning out ear wax/sh-t out of partners -n-s/ears.
my girlfriend couldn’t hear very well so i gave her the ear/v-g-n- clearer.

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