East Haddam, CT
the fourth largest town in connecticut (land-wise), nestled in the connecticut river valley. it has a population of roughly 8000, and is made up of east haddam, moodus, hadlyme, millington and lake hayward. it is about 20 minutes from anything and is home to a subpar school system that seldom gives back to the community in way of facility use. within, there is the gristmill market and a 7-11 which is either inhabited by pale students who think they’re ghetto, or students in their brand new pick up trucks that think they’re hicks. there are no stop lights, only two blinking red lights to indicate a stop sign at a four way intersection, and the town is generally not allowed to open any sort of chain or franchise because it is categorized as a historical town.
made famous by fox hopyard golf course, the historical goodspeed opera house and the multi-championship winning high school softball team (accredited to the fact that there are hardly any other sports to play in the nathan hale-ray school system), east haddam has a small tourist population mostly consisting of the elderly in the summer time. there is a bad teen alcohol, teen drug use, and teen un-safe s-x problem in east haddam that most parents tend to ignore or enable, often times accredited to the fact that east haddam is boring. the goodspeed opera house has hosted a few famous people (james vanderbeek, julie andrews) and actor michael mckean has been said to live in town at one point.
did you play football in high school?
no…i went to school in east haddam, ct
can we have a pizza delivered?
no way! this is east haddam, ct
the most boring town ever founded. the most entertaning thing to do is to go to 7-11 and hang out. home to bashan lake
dude lets go do something.
what theres nothing to do in east haddam, ct
Read Also:
- Schlooter
(n) a person, who although has everything anyone could want in life, is for some unknown reason, still kind of a pr-ck. my boss tried to avoid paying me for that job i did. what a f-ing schlooter. schoolter is a nar nar bird that’s very rare to find since there is only one left […]
- Leekun
the guy you think of during cs/bfv/wc3/gunbound/ragnarok when things seem to be going your way, and then you get close-ranged in the head with the worst possible weapon/hero. player dies suddenly during a cs match. player 1: wtf?! who the f-ck just shot me? leekun: suck it down! close-range with a p90, b–tch!
- wheresgeorge
a phrase asking a question, if you couldn’t tell. it is also a currency tracking service where you can see where the money you have came from, and let others do the same. if you see a bill with “see where i’ve been/ track where i go next/ www.wheresgeorge.com, then you can enter that bill […]
- left banked
to have friends or family that pretend to look out for your best interest, but these persons only send you cards or gifts when you complain. to complain and not have anyone listen except when it bothers a friend or relative personally. i was left banked at that last job. the accounting department would never […]
- Lillith
in the book of lillith (one of the apocryphal books of the bible) she was adam’s first wife but refused g-d’s word of male dominance and proved it by being on “top” during intercourse. she was banished from the garden of eden and was taken in by satan-el to be one of his many wives. […]