East Jesus Nowhere


the middle of nowhere.
after driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in east jesus nowhere. it took us three hours to get home
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an amazing green day song off their 2009 alb-m 21st century breakdown. this song is about fundamentalist religion. lead vocalist for green day, billie joe armstrong, wrote this song after attending a baptism for a friend’s baby. green day performed this song on the season 34 finale of sat-rday night live. will ferrell, who hosted, accompanied them on cow bell. this did not air, but can be found on youtube.
a fire burns today
of blasphemy and genocide
the sirens of decay
will infiltrate the faith fanatics

some of the lyrics to east jesus nowhere

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