East Windsor


a quiet town on the edge of the universe with women that n-body wants to date.
she broke up with me again. i might as well live in east windsor.
a tiny, poor town in the middle of nowhere, stuck in time that never changes. the only attraction is the constant violence in mill pond and kingsway on main street. with a high pregnancy rate, a failing budget, and unsuccessful sport teams, this town has nothing to offer.
dude we can never win a game, because we are from east windsor.

mom, we have to move away. this town is a total east windsor.
anytime your phone call is not answered because the recipient doesn’t want to talk to you.
that ho was blowing up my cell phone like baghdad so i east windsored her!

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