easter egg cunt

when a man attends easter sunday m-ss, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to p-ss the time. it is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their ” easter sunday best” (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). it is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. after this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed sl-tty as f-ck, and begin to daydream about f-cking the sh-t out of them. it is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the m-ss. in some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.
mike 1: easter’s coming up man, my lady’s gonna make me go to church. sh-t.

mike 2: at least you have the easter egg c-nt to look forward to!