Eastern Illinois University
a reasonably priced college located in charleston (aka chucktown, illinois. this university began as a teachers’ college and has since grown to include a wide variety of majors. it takes a maximum of 20 minutes (if you are slow) to walk from any one given point on campus to another.
however, the only other thing in charleston is wal-mart. because of this, there is a distinct lack of things to do in charleston other than party or sit around doing nothing.
“i will be attending eastern illinois university next fall and majoring in secondary education…but everyone knows i’ll be partying every night!”
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