Eastern Promise
as discovered in the film eastern promise by actor viggo mortensen, an eastern promise can be defined as someone high kicking the sh-t out of another person while b-tt naked.
wow that guy just eastern promised the sh-t outta joe!
if you don’t gimme that piece of cake i will eastern promise you so hard!
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