easycakes
a typical breakfast meal for the extreme body-builder looking for a more satisfying result by the end of the morning. it consists of 1500 grams of protein powder mixed with three small pancakes.
warning: only use if you are beast. it is very dangerous if ingested/injected without intense caution. however, -n-l insertion is ok. must be over 18 to purchase. if you are nub at working out, you might explode your t-st-cl-s from an overdose of protein, resulting in loss of manhood, and possibly your p-n-s.
only available at denny’s. (order the “puppy sundae”)
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involving no difficulty whatsoever; requiring no effort or thought.
grammar-note: easycakes is never capitalized. ever.
b: nah, sh-t was easycakes.
similar to “cake walk” or “piece of cake”
dude, this game is gonna be easy cakes.
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