eat a dick
a generic yet abrasive comeback to a verbal attack
john: hey melissa you freaking suck at flip cup
melissa: eat a d-ck
a phrase used at someone who has made you angry
dude, no one cares about your sea monkeys, eat a d-ck.
eat a d-ck = soulja boy
soulja boy: yaaaaahhh!!!!
legendary ice t: eat a d-ck soulja boy….you single handedly killed hip hop
a phrase to convey anger. most effective against extremely obtuse straight males as it implies that they are h-m-s-xual.
bill pushes tom.
tom tells bill to “eat a d-ck”.
bill looks hurt and bewildered.
an exclamation to an argument or discussion. when someone wishes to put an end useless conversation with authority, or with a nasty remark, “eat a d-ck” does so perfectly.
aka: go f-ck yourself!
my girlfriend was complaining that we don’t spend enough time together and i disagreed by saying “eat a d-ck!”
a phrase used in an argument, directing the listener to accept a male genitalia orally. usually ends arguments and begins fights.
random driver: “you know what mother f-cker, eat a d-ck man i’m tired of this…”
tom: -missile drop kicks man in chest-
the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown
also can be used to reject somenoe
lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you
alison: eat a d-ck
mikey: oi your a sh-t c-nt
jeremy: eat a d-ck
mikey: is that all you’ve got?
jeremy: eat a d-ck
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a d-ck
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a d-ck
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