eat and beat


the act of peforming oral s-x on a woman and then having s-x also know as “beating it”.
aw man i had some very good s-x with my wife last night i did a eat and beat on her.
eat and beat; verb. synonym for “dine ‘n’ dash”

the act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.

an act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
waiter: where’s the people who were at table 14?

waitress: aw, d-mn. you serious?

waiter: s–t. they pulled an eat and beat.
similar to the wake-and-shake; the act of masturbating immediately or soon after eating a meal, kind of like dessert
man am i hungry. i could really go for an eat and beat.

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