eat the label


to kill a bottle of booze so thoroughly as to go beyond merely emptying it of its liquid contents. first appears in frank zappa’s song “wonderful wino” from the 1976 alb-m ‘zoot allures’.
“l.a. in the summer of ’69
i went downtown and bought me some wine
oh, i drank it down under the table
i said: “watch me now, i’m gonna eat the label!””

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