eat wood


when a skier hits a tree while skiing.
example 1:

skier 1: yo i caught an edge and ate wood at 40 mph!
skier 2: g-d dammit i hate you.
skier 1: why did you say that?

example 2:
hahahaha did you see that stupid lith bag eat wood!?

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