eating a fire and ice condom
when you eat food that is hot and cold at the same time like the highly advertised trojan condoms. this is way worse then s-x.
madeleine: my polish sausage is hot but the bun and onions are cold.
brooke: that sucks.
madeleine: its like eating a fire and ice condom.
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