eatums


the term used by mothers and parental figures everywhere to mean “food” when talking to their kids
it is also used by random douchebags when trying to be cool

are usually very delicious…mmmm
kid- “mommy, mommy me wants my eatums!!!”
mom- “ok sweetie one second”

random douchebag- “sh-t man, lets go get ourselves some o’ them eatums”
other random douchebag- “h-llz yeah”

as a wise man once said- “eatums are the keys to success…when used in the proper hands…”
in the negro terms of speaking, a sl-t. someone who eats out often, if you get what i’m saying.
yo, is that b-tch an eata?

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