EBgames
a glorified p-wn shop for video games. the only place where you can buy a game in poor condition for more than it’s worth. if you trade in a whole bag of games, you’ll be lucky to get $5.00.
don’t buy games from ebgames, support your local gaming store.
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the lesser of 2 evils. it’s either gamestop, or eb games.
though both do pay you nearly nothing for used games, eb games tends to give more in-store credit for those who wish to do that instead of getting cold hard cash.
eb games has a wider selection, more console support, and the customer service usually acts like customer service should, unlike gamestop where they try to sell you a bunch of extra stuff you don’t need, and don’t babble in your ear about their personal opinions.
eb games scenario
eb games: welcome. how may i -ssist you today?
me: i just would like to get battlefield 2 for pc.
eb games: alright, here you are, we index all of our games so we actually know what people are looking for.
me: how much will this come to.
eb games: only about $10.
me: ah, that’s nice.
eb games: -rings up game- have a nice day.
me: you too.
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gamestop scenario
gamestop: yo! what are you looking for today man?
me: just battlefield 2 for pc.
gamestop: nah man, get battlefield 2142! way better!
me: no, i want battlefield 2.
gamestop: why? it’s got future weapons!
me: i already said, i want battlefield 2.
gamestop: do you have an id to verify your age?
me: you’re kidding right?
gamestop: sorry sir, we need id for everyone who buys games rated over e.
me: i thought it was m.
gamestop: alright sir calm down. if you don’t have an id i can’t sell you the game.
me: …
gamestop: if you buy battlefield 2142 i will not card you. 😉
me: listen! i do not want to buy battlefield 2142! i already own it, and i want battlefield 2. i don’t care to listen to your stories about how it’s so much better. just ring up my d-mn game!
gamestop: do you have id?
me: …f-ck you. i’m going to eb games. have fun being a virgin forever, chicks don’t like guys who m-st-rb-t- to half-naked 3d characters in games. do us all a favor, and just die.
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