Ebob
ebob’s are internet ent-ties that spend way too much time being hilarious online. if you ever game with one, it will be hard not to laugh.
sometimes, they refer to memes in real life, making themselves look like idiots.
fred: “man, sorry about jill, you were so great together”
jake: “yeah, i miss her”
ebob: “forever alone”.
-group glares disapprovingly at ebob-
ebobs are not commonly found on earth. you may not even meet one single ebob in your whole entire lifetime. they are hard to find and when you find one your depressed life becomes extremely happy because ebobs humor are contagious. they are extremely clever individuals who are also very witty and funny. they could also be possibly obsessed with hot celebrities like rihanna, which they will never meet because even though they are popular they aren’t that cool. jk lol (: they’re awesome!
did you see ebob?
yeah he’s sooooooooo funny (:
why can’t i be him??
a small being that lurks on the internets. ebobs will create epic lulz consistently, and are usually extremely h-rny. they are also likely to be obsessed with lady gaga.
that ebob was epic, but he’s ugly.
did you see that guy begging for s-x?
yeah he’s such an ebob.
1;expression which may mean anything or nothing at all. 2; a filler word used when one has nothing to say.
: hey what are you doing wednesday.
: e-bob chum bubbly e oh.
Read Also:
- kit kat fingers
kit kat fingers are when a person places any two fingers together and inserts them into another humans -n-l cavity. (usually a gay male activity). once the fingers have been removed any remnants of sh-t are acknowledged by each party and swiftly licked clean. this act can be incorporated with the dirty sanchez and portugese […]
- kitty fluff
the fluff on a kitten wow!! what a cute fluffy kitten. all covered in kitty fluff. white, creamy discharge excreted from the v-g-n-l c-n-l eric said “when jenn was pregnant, she had a ton of kitty fluff oozing from her p-ssy!”
- not very hard trance
someone who wears the wrong shirt hey nick, that shirts not very hard trance!
- klandestine
hidden, secretive, undercover. grand klugle karl was wearing sheets as he was an undercover, klandestine operative…and besides, it wouldn’t be good for his fried chicken franchise if he was recognized. a filipino with no b–bs -klandestine has no b–bs
- nudie roll
common term for a roll around done in the nude. sort of like dry humping with no clothes on. similar to a topless roll except the pants come off. q: did you have s-x with him? a: no, we just rolled around. q: was it a nudie roll? a: yes (if nude); no, just a […]