eco-douche
with hybrid automobiles, recycling bins on every corner, energy saver lights, and “green” water bottles, it’s hard not to jump on the eco-friendly bandwagon. we do love our planet earth after all. but if you take your love of mothernature to a point which jeopardizes every social relationship you have, you have become an eco-douche. if you publicize your hate for people who bathe regularly, you are an eco-douche. if you roll your eyes when you see a person drinking out of the actual starbucks paper cup, rather than a handblown gl-ss jar, you too are an eco-douche. as they say “bros before hoes.” mother nature is not your hoe.
leo: hey man, yesterday jack kicked me out of his house after i flushed the toilet. he said he only flushes for “number 2.”
andrew: g-d. he has become such an eco-douche.
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