Econopocalypse


economic apocalypse
i can’t afford to do anything because of the econopocalypse.
a place in time when all economic structures cease to function, according to the 502nd law of thermoeconomics:

all economic systems tend towards ever greater acc-mulation of increasingly insubstantial pseudo-scientific jargon; a stake of play that will ultimately result in the violent collapse and subsequent explosion of the econoverse in a molten halo of flaming bullsh-t.
adam smith … francis f-kuyama … econopocalypse.
a slang word for the financial meltdown caused by the subprime mortgage crisis.
my 401k suffered because of the econopocalypse.

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