Eddie Vedder

the front man to the only grunge band still around today because he is unbelievably kick-ss
“dude, isnt she hot.”
“come on dude, thats eddie vedder”
“ahh, hes so dreamy.”
really really smart creative guy who hates bush. frontman for the band pearl jam, doesn’t like to be mainstream. billions have copied his singing style, which is muddy and full of errrrrrr’s and ahhhhhh’s and random lion growls. also very hot. has enviromental issues.
i’m eddiehhh vedderrrrr….destroy the media machine!!!!!!!!
n. a man who shares his feelings and insightful views through p-ssionate and powerful vocals; a delicious perfect specimen of man with an adorable little body with s-xy arms and the s-xiest and most intense voice ever; god of all.

v. to express oneself in a p-ssionate and impressionable manner; to destroy george bush and all evil with your monstrous voice
“eddie vedder’s performance was like a religious experience for me. i now understand the meaning of life and will worship his godliness from here on.”

“the world has been eddie veddered, and all poverty and suffering has been eliminated.”
the most amazing man in the history of music. almost godlike, ageless rockstar. the most gorgeous looking man on the planet. lead singer of the best band ever.
eddie vedder is g-d.
a san diego-based rock star/surfer who took over the helm of the moribund, seattle, grunge band mother love bone and turned it into the mega-platnum, hit machine pearl jam in 1991.

sang on the alb-m ten which was one of the five most influential alb-ms of the 1990s (along with nirvana’s nevermind, dr dre’s the chronic, alice in chains’ facelift and slayer’s seasons in the abyss)

is an example of a good yuppie – rich but cares about the environment, ending racism/s-xism/h-m-phobia and electing liberal democrats to office.

used to swing from the rafters like tarzan and give free concerts like the day on the green in lawrence, kansas, in 1992. (i was there).
“i’m eddie vedder, and i care about the environment.”

thousands of s-xy chicks cheer and throw their panties on the stage.
a subst-tution in grammar for the combination of “any better” in a sentence.

it originates from the idea of using “b-tter” instead of “better”, so when the word “better” would arise in a sentence, you would subst-tute “b-tter” in for “better.” using this axiom, we can further deduce that “any better” can simplify further into “eddie vedder.”

“if you think and sound it out, it just makes sense.” – ed mescaline
lord bullingdon: the weather outside couldn’t get any vedder.
eddie vedder: you mean, any better?
lord bullingdon: yeah, that’s what i said.
eddie vedder and pearl jam music can not be described as “grunge”. anyone who refers to their music as such, is dead wrong! this beautiful music and lyrics is pure rock with a blues undertone. the word “grunge could be used to describe nirvana and others who came on the scene in the early 90’s. pearl jam is now celebrating their 20th anniversary. grunge has been dead for over 15 years!
only ignorance of the bands music is the reason it is refered to as grunge. open your ears and educate yourselves about their music, and i am sure you will agree.
pearl jam-eddie vedder