Edmonton

a city with about a million people, quite nice. capital of alberta. has the most park land on average than any city in the world. unlike our c-cky counterpart to the south calgary we do not think we are the best city in the world, or compare ourselves with toronto or vancover. great sports teams, nice people, moderately nice city. can be a very nice place to live and grow up.
-ssclown calgarian: “we have the best city in the world”
edmontonian: ” we dont have the best city in the world, but i like it here”
the capital city of alberta it does have some issues, but it is way way way better than calgary. sports teams include the oilers, eskimos, cracker cats,etc. has west edmonton mall. riverbend od the rich area, some parts of the city are kinda bad to go to. bad infrastucture, poor planning. mayor is currently steven mandel.
go oilers!!! woot edmonton oilers!!!! we should have won the stanly cup. oh well, we will get the grey cup this year. knock on wood.
a north london suburb. also shorthand for “the death of the soul”
i’d rather drown myself in a bucket or sick than live in edmonton
an area of north london, posher than tottenham but more down market than enfield. home to the ugliests shopping centre in the world.
my aunty sylvie lives in edmonton, god help her.
a great city with a booming economy. it is not on top of calgary just geographically though, we have 5 stanley cups to their 1, and 13 grey cups to their 5.
calgary(aka mulletgary) is full of inbred h-m-s-xuals.
oh, you’re from edmonton, you’re straight. people from calgary like taking it in the b-m from their immediate family.
very cool city, less sl-ts than calgary, but the “city of champions” thing is old and dumb. but a nice university, lots of scientific types, etc., and better clubs than calgary.
yo i’m going to see planet of the drums in edmonton this weekend, cause if i go to the one in calgary, i know i’ll get in a fight with some dumb-ss drunk sl-t like i always do.
an often misunderstood city with a rich proud history and a reputation for not takin any sh-t! situated in the center of alberta, it is the capital and last bastion for anything resembling culture and open mindedness in this cold, god forsaken red neck province. it is filled with a million people of different backgrounds who prefer to mind their own business rather than risk getting dealt with. a place where police get no love (unlike calgary) and gangstas still live by a code gotdammit! a city full of the most exquisite…friendly…intelligent females per capita than most any other n.american city. and they are all too willing to prove themselves during the short summer season! a place where idividuals can express themselves and are not judged solely by how much money they make.
a wonderful place where if you act right and treat others with respect you usually get the same in return. but if you come with all that tuff talk, you will get your bluff called! and if you disrespect the wrong ppl you will get laid down quick!!
i thought edmonton was on some slow -ss prairie sh-t but i was dead wrong! that place is as real as it gets.

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