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a person who uses an electronic device, while ignoring the people around him/her.
stop being an edouche and talk to me, i am sitting right next to you!
a person who cannot live without and cannot stop playing with their electronic device (i.e. blackberry, iphone, ipod, etc.) for more than 30 seconds for fear of missing something.
jim: “check out josh. he hasn’t put his iphone down for hours! shouldn’t he be playing baseball or something?”
bill: “yeah, but he can’t help it, he’s an e-douche.”
one who uses email, social networks, and other electronic marketing mediums to spread their douche-ness and annoying-ness for shameless self-promotion.
todd is really an e-douche. i got an farcebook group invite to promote his new venture into stair-step marketing.
noun; a person who, when replying to a post, blog or status update they disagree with, will try to make the poster feel bad by making dismissive, flaming or relatively untrue comments about the initial post, stating their opinion, copying and pasting a large article or list from wikipedia to prove their point, taking up large amounts of text sp-ce on the page in a self-important gesture and then summing up by making the poster feel stupid for having an opinion in the first place.
joseph: “wants to know if tom cruise regrets destroying his career.”

matt: doubtful, his mind is kinda….gone

carol: what career ….?

david: oh stop top gun is still one of the coolest movies. and regardless of his personal breakdowns he is still an above average actor that has enough money to purchase a country.

david: the hardy men (2013)

mission: impossible iv (2011)
knight and day (2010)

valkyrie (2008)
tropic thunder (2008)
lions for lambs (2007)
mission impossible iii (2006)
war of the worlds (2005)
collateral (2004)
the last samurai (2003)
austin powers in goldmember (2002)
minority report (2002)
vanilla sky (2001)
mission: impossible ii (2000)
magnolia (1999)
eyes wide shut (1999)
jerry maguire (1996)
mission: impossible (1996)
interview with the vampire (1994)
the firm (1993)
a few good men (1992)
far and away (1992)
days of thunder (1990)
born on the fourth of july (1989)
rain man (1988)

c-cktail (1988)
the color of money (1986)
top gun (1986)
legend (1985)

all the right moves (1983)

risky business (1983)
losin’ it (1983)
the outsiders (1983)

taps (1981)

endless love (1981)

how many movies have you been in?

joseph: david? stop being an e-douche.
a person on a web forum who acts like a douchebag.
socket a/k/a rockstar a/k/a c-ke in a can a/k/a joe is an e-douche.
n. an edouche can be defined as an ex cyber-boyfriend who has generally proven himself to be worthless as a human being aka aggro1.
after 9 months of celibacy and promises of his undying love, the edouche dumped me to go live with his new ghetto–ss girlfriend and stuck me with $200 in charges for the termination fees on his phone which, of course, i paid the bill for every month.