Eduardo’s Traverse


during v-g-n-l intercourse when one suddenly and surprisingly enters the back door and then returns to the front door. most effective when she isn’t really sure if it actually just happened.
dude, i totally did the eduardo’s traverse on that girl last night. she was like “what? did you just do? nah, couldn’t have been”.

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