Edward Classyhands


a variant of edward 40hands which involves taping a wine gl-ss (preferably unbreakable) and a bottle of wine of the partic-p-nt’s choice to their hands with duct tape. the partic-p-nt must pour from the wine bottle into the cl-ss and drink from the gl-ss only. only after the bottle and gl-ss are both empty may the items be removed from the hands.
edward cl-ssyhands is one of the cl-ssiest things you can do with duct tape and booze.

he’s such a lightweight–he was trashed after one game of edward cl-ssyhands.

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