Edward Jizzorhands
you and some friends fornicate into ten condoms and then place them over the fingers of an incapacitated (likely by alcohol) individual. the ensuing stickiness and messy fingernails are most hilarious to all present.
enrique failed to maintain consciousness, so we grabbed a pack of condoms and gave him the old edward j-zzorhands.
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